We all know The Medium Man. There's a bit of him in all of us. He's not overly fussed, going to give it a miss tonight and he'll do whatever is easiest. Don't mind him, he wouldn't like you going out of your way or anything.
The Medium Man is not hurting anybody, he's just existing in a three-bed South London apartment, keeping her happy and casting himself as James Bond via the GQ watch advertorials on the tube home. An ongoing series of pen and ink graphic novels, written and illustrated by Ben Tallon.